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Wisdom:

WHEN I WAS MARRIED 25 YEARS, I TOOK A LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID,
'HONEY, 25 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD BLONDE.'

NOW WE HAVE A $500,000 HOME, A $45,000 CAR, NICE BIG BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A 50-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU ARE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS.'

MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT & FIND A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD BLONDE, AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE
LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.

AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT?

THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE YOUR MID-LIFE CRISIS.

I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming.

I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said, 'Aren't you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'

A young man named Limo Bob received a parrot named 'Chief ' as a gift.
The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.
Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.

Bob tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite
 Words,  playing soft music and anything else he could think of to 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary

Finally, Bob was fed up and he yelled at the parrot.
The parrot yelled back.     Bob shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder.  Bob, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer.

  For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.

Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute.  

Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, Bob quickly opened the door to the freezer.

The parrot calmly stepped out onto Bob's outstretched arms and said,

'I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. 

I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to
correct my rude and unforgivable behavior. '  

Bob was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued,

 

'May I ask what the turkey did? ' 

 

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!

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